• 12:59 A.M.
  You say it, it happens

Two important things and one unimportant thing today:

My unemployment check says that I have exhausted my UI benefits, so those are out.

I saw a bunch of frat guys jump into their car and drive it backwards straight into a enormous tree right before my eyes.

Those guys I interviewed with? They called and told me basically what they say in the reality continuum I was trying to hook up with. I'm hired, unemployment is over. The job is good. It's one of the best jobs I could have gotten, if not the best.

The person who didn't hire me at the other place? She got fired. Man! I am a karma bomb.